Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi are travelling in a train.The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound followed by a tight slap.The train comes out of the tunnel.Sonia and Manmohanare sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.All of them remain diplomatic andnobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very properthat she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.
Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Wanna guess wat Manmohan was thinking????
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Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.
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