"What do two plus two equal?

A mathematician , an accountant and an economist apply for the same
job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two
plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four,
exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and
says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same
question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On
average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same
question "What do two plus two equal?"

The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down
close to the interviewer and says "What would you like it to equal?"

Dave's Adventures

Dave works hard at the office, puts in a lot of overtime, and then
spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the
gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for
his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"

Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no,"
says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser.

Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot
for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club getting
into a cab. Before Mary can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her.
Right away she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Dave."